Kate Middleton (Prince William's girlfriend) will be included in the biography section of the Collins English Dictionary. She probably felt pretty special when she heard this - until she read the small print.
"At the moment, Kate Middleton is the name on everybody's lips. If she splits up with Prince William again or doesn't marry him, we'll take her out of it." (You have to imagine that being said by an uppity British hag in an uppity tweed skirt-suit in an uppity British accent to get the full effect of how harsh that is).
I hope she didn't think she was special just for being herself.
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