Thursday, September 27, 2007

Paris Hilton is the new Oprah

(Or not so much. )

Paris: "I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I'm going to give a bunch of them to orphanges and children's hospitals. I never wear something twice."

Do you see where that bikini has been? And you want sick kids to wear it?!

I just knew she would stay true to her post-prison promise to give back. I KNEW IT.

Poor kids - the scabies Paris has left on those clothes will leave them worse off than they already are.

In other news, Paris is planning on going to Africa to bring attention to the "children's issues" there. (Suuure she is.)

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